The Grinch looked upon Whoville with glee
The town was dark and loaded with toys.
The Who, a happy people indeed,
Realized the neon they soon would need.
Susie's dad was bending the glass,
While the Grinch scratched his hairy green ass.
The neon kissed the manifold at night,
But soon it was evident it would not light.
The Grinch was envious and really smart,
Soon he would take the manifold apart.
He climbed down the mountain and sleeked through the town,
And soon the SVP processing procedure was found.
He read it and learned it with all his might,
Then ripped a few pages away in the dim of night.
He knew the Who would never get it to work,
So now he could steal that great Christmas Pork.
The Who awoke and went straight to the shop,
But the neon was still dark and cold as a rock.
They searched and looked all afternoon,
But all they could find was a Mr. Electrode cartoon.
The Who knew that Christmas would be stark,
So they got on the phone and consulted with Mark.
He explained their method of green eggs and ham,
Would not work so he mentioned the SVP plan.
The Who went to work and processed with success,
As the Grinch looked upon in all his distress.
The procedure they say once saved their town,
And made the mean old Grinch and his dog really frown.